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Twelve: Is this even India?

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My route from Matheran to Goa was undoubtedly arduous and slightly harrowing. After waking up early to go for a final ride out onto the cliffs I packed and set off. First, a shared taxi down the tiny mountain roads, then a Mumbai commuter train (think rush hour Victoria line but for two hours and the train doors don't close/exist) and then I was faced with the fact I couldn't get the train I'd booked (I'd be "waitlisted" and was too far down the list). I had to fork out to get an overnight bus. Comfortable, I was told, and it has AC, it will only be 14 hours. Lies. 18 hours later, after lying on a pleather mattress with a turmeric (or piss) stained sheet in the sub-zero AC (I was so cold I took my socks off and put them on my arms, like inelegant evening mittens) I finally arrived in Goa.
Hut living in Arambol

Goa has been interesting. It's certainly made me think a lot. After the frenetic introduction to India in Mumbai and then Matheran, it was a shock. Arambol, where I arrived, is basically a beach and road, the beach lined with shacks and restaurants serving spag bol and mild curries, the road lined with shops selling "hippy clothes", undoubtedly made in the slums of Mumbai along with the H&M handbags. The whole thing was covered in a cloud of hash smoke.

After my first day the relief of not travelling wore off and it started to seem that this was all somehow, "inauthentic". As if Arambol (and Arambol being one of the "best" beaches for backpackers), had sprung out of the ground to provide people with the India that was comfortable, sanitised and safe. As if it wasn't really India at all. It seemed incongruous with the rest of small part of India I've seen, almost culturally spayed. But the more I thought about it the more I realised how I wrong was.

As travellers we often talk about searching for the "authentic", trying to beat the rapid development of resorts from hippy paradises into package holiday destinations. This has fuelled the constant beach hopping in Goa as well as the move from Thailand, to Cambodia, to Laos and now Vietnam as the place to go to experience the "authentic". But certainly in India, that idea of authenticity is a lie. The idea that it's a land of spices, colour, elephants, women in saris, curries, chapatis and the exotic mysticism of the "east" is simply not true. It is (and forgive, but I'm still a humanities student at heart) a Western construct, an Orientalist view of the 'Other', of the exotic otherworldliness of anywhere non-Western.

That is not to say that parts of India aren't like that, of course they are but there so many facets to modern Indian culture, to modern India itself, that this universality no longer holds true. India includes the Mumbaikars in their chic coffee shops, drinking espressos and playing with their iPhones; the people in Dharavi who looked at me like an was an alien and wanted to try out their English; the Matheran horseboys who had travelled from all over the country to plod plump Indian bourgeoisies around on ponies. And it includes these beaches in Goa too, that shrugged off Portuguese rule and replaced it with swathes of tourists, just as England includes Blackpool and Dawlish.

After Arambol and Palolem, Patnem was a gift. Still tiny and undeveloped I walked from Palolem through Colom, a beautiful little fishing village sat on a rocky cove, down onto the long, empty white sand. While still decidedly quiet and unfrenetic and with many an English voice (although the TOWIE extras have been replaced with young yogic families from London) it's been a lovely little beach break and a lot more Goan as opposed to subcontinental Malia.

After this I'm off to a tiny place called Murdeshwar (so tiny it's not in my Rough Guides, not sure how I'll cope!) to do some diving and then onwards to see some more of the great, wide South. Besides everything, I've met some great people and had some good nights, including one where I met a Russian chiropractor who clicked my back so many ways I couldn't stand and nearly vomited. And of course, I think it's been nice to sit around and process the tiny slither of India I've seen so far (so small in fact, it's frankly daunting). Wish me luck! I'm sure at some point I will be sat, hot and bedraggled off of a 12 hour train, shovelling rice into my hungry mouth and will miss the glorious calm of here, but right now I can't wait to hit the road again.
Best,
Gx











Patnem Beach this morning.

Eleven: The Return to Hope Hall

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I had been waiting in Mumbai for what felt like weeks (5 days) for my camera to be fixed and I was itching to get out. Not that I don't like it but how anyone can stand it for more than a week is beyond me. Luckily I was saved by the arrival of Shaan, Rhys and Will, on their way from Goa to Sri Lanka. It was nice to see some familiar faces after being stared at since I got here and I managed to get some good tips on where to stay (not Delhi), where to eat (not hair thali) and what to drink (my discovery of sweet lassis is now a full blown addiction, rivaling my former penchant for Diet Coke). Check out their blog at http://wellstreetwanderers.blogspot.com, they're now off to the rest of Asia which has made me jealous as I realise I will be eating only curry for the next 6 months.

I was finally able to quit the hot sweat of Mumbai, leaving behind the enormous rats and constant buzz for streets full of horses and not a lot else. I arrived in Matheran yesterday, it's a tiny (in fact, the smallest in the world apparently) hill station about 300kms east of Mumbai. It's a great little place and the rather ardous journey ends with a tiny toy train (think thunder mountain at Disney) that rolls up the impossibly steep hillside for 2 hours. Luckily I was entertained my three wonderful old French Hippie ladies who made jokes about Toulouse being known for rugby, saucisson et le saucisson de jouer rugby. Putains sale!

Ganesh on the way up.

Thunder Mountain! 



It struck me just now, as I write this in some internet cafe next to a child playing GTA in Spanish and someone just stop for a chat while saddled up, that this really is the only place where people actually ride through the middle of the town to get to the shops. Cars and auto-rickshaws are banned so the now familiar tooting has been replaced my the clip-clopping. It's all rather lovely and definitely cured me of Bombay malaise (... I sound like a Raj civil servant, dear god). I actually got the balls to go out for a ride today (bearing in mind most of the bridle ways are next to sheer cliffs) and it was bloody amazing. Before I wanted to buy a Hindustan Ambassador and drive around, now I want to ride a horse to Goa. Unfortunately, there were no photos, I was too scared for the safety of my accident prone camera, and today also happened to be laundry day so I rode in shorts. Suffice to say I'm in pain.


I head back down tomorrow and back into Mumbai to hop on a train to Goa. I'm not quite shore what ticket I have so god knows what will happen but hopefully I'll arrive in one piece eventually. Wish me luck! As always, love to all. Send me an email and I solemnly swear I'll write back.
P.S Check out where I'm staying! 
Gx

Ten: Mumbai Dreams

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Well I have definitely missed an update or two. My last few days in Turkey were spent in the South East, Turkish Kurdistan, and they were remarkable and filled with more busses, more kebabs and more lovely Kurds. I zoomed my way from Urfa (I say zoomed, my flight was cancelled and was bussed half way across the country to then zoom) to Istanbul and then was back to Dubai for Christmas. And now, a few weeks and a whole lot of paperwork later, I am firmly ensconced in a room (I am denying it the classification of "hotel") in Mumbai.

We've all read (or seen) a hundred clichéd introductions to Mumbai and nothing I can say will change that. Suffice to say that it is not Slumdog Millionaire. It is the noisiest place in the entire world, it stinks and it is constantly rammed. I've nearly been run over twice today, someone tried to sell me peacock feathers for 10 minutes and I'm pretty sure I stepped in wee (in flip flops). Saying that, I love it for all of those reasons and more. When the smell of car exhaust and sewers is suddenly cut with the waft of frying rotis or you turn a corner from grey, concrete tenements to be met with bright, crumbling Raj-era buildings, it definitely makes it all worth while. Despite it's problems modern Mumbai hasn't obliterated old Bombay and it still maintains a lot of its charm.

The place I'm staying, admittedly is definitely not the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. It must have once been quite nice but it's now such an indistinct dirty colour it could have been yellow or blue or green for all I know. However, it has an original cast iron lift and it costs the equivalent of a Boots meal deal so it's swings and roundabouts.

I flew in two days ago, arrived in the evening and had the inevitable problem of my taxi drivers not understanding me, or my map or the women on the phone and so I got to wander, backpack and all, through the middle of "Old Bombay" before I finally sunk onto my rock hard mattress. It definitely felt like a scene from a movie (one of those clichéd intros to Mumbai) but it was less than amusing at the time and I've never been happy to find see a streaky sign that said "Hotel Lawrence".

As much as I'm enjoying it here I'm not hugely inclined to stay too long. I know I'll eventually be back and it's a drain on funds (yes, a Hoisin Duck Wrap priced room is expensive...) but my camera broke the night I left Dubai so it's currently in a tiny shop somewhere getting fixed and I'm here until Tuesday. After that I start to make my way South and will end up in Pondicherry in early March to start my internship. I've written this sat in my room trying desperately to tune into BBC world service as internet access here is properly lacking and WiFi even more so and I've got Guardian withdrawl. Hopefully I'll be able to post this soon.
Love to all,
Gx