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Nine: My Love of Kurds and Other Stories

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So, why did I have so much time? And why was I on a boat, when I was meant to be on the vast planes of Anatolia? Van, that's why. And what is there to say about Van? On the banks of a vast salt water lake 800km east of Cappodocia and only 80km from the Iranian border, I had seen this place and thought, fantastic, sounds great, certainly not Goreme or Istanbul or, god forbid, Bodrum. Better still I was told it was the centre of old Armenian territory and in the heartland of Kurdish Turkey. And yes, the lake was astonishingly beautiful, sitting in the permanent half light haze of winter surrounded by snow cone mountains on all sides, and "Eski Van", the old city, was stuck on a huge promontory overlooking all of this. The castle, the old Mosque and the various remains were eerily beautiful but were destroyed by the Ottomans near the end of World War One  as a kind of punishment to the Armenians (who had fought with the opposing Russians). And it's what replaced it that was so dire, with a dearth of... Well just about everything. 
New Van has literally retreated from the gorgeous lakeside setting and is a planned, hastily built new town with all the charisma of Luton. Honestly, I make do, I get on with it, but after I'd wandered to the old town, walked around for a few hours and waited an hour to get a dolmus back in the dark (but only about 5 p.m) I stumbled back to a ghost town. What little had been there during the day was now packed up and it took me about 20 minutes to find somewhere to eat a very mediocre pide and then had to retreat to my dire hotel room (no showers, no heating, one footprint toilet) with a good book. Effectively I had travelled for about 16 hours, just to plan to make my escape as soon as humanely possible.
And that was it. A summarisation: Van, with all it's potential to not be, is ugly and dull, like a Turkish maiden aunt. I planned my escape, I'd take the ferry over the huge lake to Tatvan on opposite side, bed down for another night and escape. I woke up, had read that the ferry left at 12 so zipped out of the city in a taxi (we must allow ourselves some luxuries, it cost 10 lira) only to arrive at a dock in the middle of no where that was missing a ferry. After some scrabbling I found out that the ferry left precisely at 16.12 another four and a half hours of waiting. And am I glad I waited instead of trekking it back to Van to sit in some nondescript çay house, because this was the only redeeming feature of the whole failed venture: the people. As I sat around writing my last blog entry and shivering I was bought a çay, then an old man called over and chucked me two oranges he was loading onto a crate. Eventually I had been installed in the ramshackle café with the dock workers and the little Kurdish waiter, being softly interrogated as a token foreigner: "From where?" "Ingleterre", "Student?" "No, I finished" and, best of all, "What you speak? Turkish, Kurdish,   Russian, German, Farsi?" reeled off like bullets... "Arabi?" roars of laughter, "NO!" big belly laughs from all the grizzled guys once this had been translated. 


I guess you start to realise how far off the beaten track you truly are when people start to take an interest in you purely because you're foreign. In Van I was a mild curiosity, by the time I'd got to Hasankeyf I was like a dog riding a camel, walking on two legs. And here was the thing, I was officially in Kurd country, the part of Turkey that has been fighting for independence since the 80s, the part that is meant to be dangerous, unstable and backwards. And they were the warmest, most hospitable, most friendly of all the people I'd met. Yes, they are fiercely proud of their heritage, a lot of them are deeply religious, poverty stricken, and so arrest me Turkey, systematically suppressed. In fact, the more you read about it the more it makes my stomach turn. There are no Kurdish language newspapers or TV channels until 2005, it is illegal to speak of Kurdistan and many, many Kurds have been internally displaced and arrested by the Government. And after all of that, they have none of the haughty indifference so many people in Istanbul have, but are genuinely warm and affectionate. So as the hospitality continued as the ferry tugged long Lake Van, I was fed and watered by the elderly Kurdish steward who was stood at one end of room like the captain of the Titanic, rigid in front of the fireplace as the ship flooded, except this one was watching football and desperately trying to explain to me why "Galataseray GOOD" and "Manchester United win, GOOD!". 

We arrived into Tatvan at what felt like the middle  of night (9 O'Clock but it was pitch black and almost as dead as the desolate, corpsly Van) and I somehow managed to hike up a hill, across some railroad tracks and catch a dolmus by following the instructions of "Follow that light!", of a giant green, illuminated minaret. A quick bed down in my luxurious 3 star hotel (which featured a shower hose over a squat toilet) and off I hopped at eight on (another) bus, this time for Hasankeyf, the jewel stuck on the side of the Tigris. After the previous days rivetting excitement even a vaguely old rock would have been interesting, so heading off to one of the oldest continually inhabited places on earth (so I'm  told, all though Byblos in Lebanon says that too...) definitely perked up my spirits. That's all for now, my fingers are sticky from eating Baklava,More soon, Gx 




Eight: Caves, Coaches and Cappadocia

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While I have some time on my hands (more on that later) I thought it was just about time that I wrote another update. Right now I am sat in Van but since my last update I've gone from Istanbul to Cappodocia.

So Istanbul seems a bit of a blur now but bloody hell it was a fantastic whirlwind of excitement; on the run again, with inordinate amounts of amazing art & architecture and a bucket load of çay (that is, chai, شاي, tea). Certainly the highlights were the ones I'd read about before, and happened to be on my doorstep; the Hagia Sophia and the Blue Mosque. The Hagia Sophia is a huge and incredibly ancient former church, mosque and now museum. It's scale is something incomprehensible (it makes English cathedrals look like chapels) but it's more than just a big, old building. Its covered with meticulous, glittering mosaics of Byzantine emperors and various religious chaps which are a definite highlight. The low point however, is that even in depths of winter and the low season it was still full to the rafters with obnoxious tour groups (fast becoming my least favourite thing, even more so than touts). The Blue Mosque was then something refreshing. Less grand (but still monolithic) it is still a working mosque and has still got that air of being a reserved place (no giggling or shouting please Mr & Mrs Obnoxious). Better still I arrived just after morning prayer and it was basically deserted meaning that I got to sit under one of the huge elephant feet columns and spend my time looking at the ceramic tiles that cover the walls and domes for which it is named (it is actually relatively grey from the outside, the "Blue" is the inside). The smaller scale is a lot nicer for being able to see anything (n.b get glasses) as the Hagia Sophia reaches so far up that I struggle to even glimpse the domes.

Besides these two wonders I managed to cram in the ridiculous ornate, sprawling Topkapi Palace which almost puts Versailles to shame (you can understand why the Turks got rid of the failing Sultanate now you can wander through their cosseted domain of golden thrones and diamond encrusted candle sticks (No, seriously). I also got to see Abraham's saucepan, Moses' staff and various other religious relics which I assume of are quite dubious authenticity. With all that I'd barely left Sultanahmet in the old city, so the next few days I wandered, found good food, good drink and enjoyed life on the continental crossroad.

After rushing through Istanbul (I spent five days there and felt like I only saw a smidgen of it) I shoved everything back in my backpack and got on a bus to Goreme in Cappadocia. I left at 7 O'Clock and arrived at 10 in the morning. Suffice to say it was uneventful and utterly hideous. But waking up stiff and tired I stepped off the bus to be greeted by snow and the strange, beautiful and utterly astonishing Martian landscape of Cappadocia.

Nothing, photos nor words, will justly describe how entrancing the landscape is. It appears that termite mounds have erupted all over this vast, flat plateau but as you drive down the precarious mountain roads to Goreme you see that those termites mounds are huge connicle homes to the people who live, and have lived for thousands of years, here. The whole region is like this, doted with these cave homes that cluster around rock formations and in the near vertical walls of the valleys. Not only are they above ground but there are also numerous underground cities, burrowed into cave systems as refuges fornthe first few communities of Christians who lived here from the glory of the Roman Empire to the fall of the Byzantine Empire and they left behind tiny but exquisite churches, cut into rocks and decorated with thousand year old frescos that were only saved by having pigeon shit preserve them. The sheer concentration of things to see is astonishing,p and everywhere you walk there is a cave or church or cliff just waiting to be discovered.

So what else to do in this amazing place but go exploring? So with Luke and Luke, who I met on the bus from Istanbul, we set off down a valley that should have taken an hour or two to get to the next town. However, we set off down the wrong path that took us down a tiny canyon which we clambered up only to discover we had to cross three valleys which took a couple more hours than expected (read: all day). Eventually we had to abandon the walk back down the right valley when, half way down and in the dark, the valley floor dropped off by a good 50ft. We took the road back. Far from a failure, our of the beaten track tour was an amazing way to get to grips with the landscape and I got to drink çay overlooking the amazing citadel of Uçhisar.

So I spent a few days in Goreme exploring the rest of Cappadocia and making it back to Fat Boys, the Aussie bar in town, for a few beers and some food that wasn't a kebab (for once) before deciding to hit the road again before I got too comfortable. And so another lovely long coach journey was scheduled. I say scheduled, my transfer to Kayseri, the main transport hub, involved hoping into a car that sounded like a wheezing, asthma ridden mule to flag down a local bus on the way. Typical. But I got there in the end and spent a lovely night curled up on a bus next to a fat, old Turk who sputtered, snorted and snored. Next stop Van, pronounced pretty much like "one" (please imagine the hilarity of trying to get anywhere: "One for Van, Van for One, Van, One?!". Absolutely impossible, very Beckett).

That's enough for now. This is already an epic and I have to get on a boat.
Miss you all,
Gx









Seven: Anatolian Adventure (Beginnings)

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Life for the last few weeks (i.e the boring part):
Back to the Gulf, it was still hot, full of sand, shopping and a lack of pavements. Lots of nice, home cooked food, a well stocked liquor cabinet and familial bickering (about benefits, Gaza, jobs prospects... the usual! We also headed off to the beach in Oman for a nights camping with some friends, which was actually fun (coolbox full of beer) except for the sore back, sand in my shoes and my extremely drunk decision to crawl into my parents tent and sleep between them like a sick toddler. With that bombshell decided I wanted to head off somewhere before Christmas with the parents.

What was a visa run to Oman became a trip, then a trip to Iran, the realisation that visas and prices were prohibitive so I basically looked at world map and found somewhere with cheap flights. Istanbul via Manama, $200, done deal. Gunned for it and bought a Lonely Planet (a commitment to actually going somewhere I feel) and then had to stock up on warm clothes after packing for the Middle East and India. My basic plan was to fly to Istanbul and make my way down to the South East and then take a train all the way back just in time for roast turkey on the beach. And that brings me up to date, sitting here drinking Efes and looking at the Hagia Sophia. It's so nice to be back on the road (yes, I've been reading Keroauc), to sit in front of a map and say I can go anywhere I want which was the main quibble with Lebanon; Syria being on one side, Israel underneath and a few coastal cities which were mostly descending into sectarian violence. So now I've gone back to the city that was the Capital of an Empire that stretched halfway into Europe and all the way back to Dubai ready to run head on into the Anatolian adventure.

So after a particularly nasty transfer in Bahrain (GC travel advice: NEVER GO) I arrived not so bright and in the early afternoon. I was too tired to function but managed to drag myself out of the hostel (which by the way is amazing) sit in Sultanahmet park and then waddle off for dinner at a restaurant that specialises in "pide", Turkish pizza, which I can safely recommend as incredible.

But today, with a bit more energy, I tried to really get to grips with Istanbul. Aside from my embarrassing speaking-in-Arabic-not-Turkish it was great. The Hagia Sophia and the Blue Mosque are both closed on Mondays so off I trotted to the Grand Bazaar. Seriously, not even Dubai Mall can prepare you for the sheer size of this place, it is absolutely incredible and goes on and on and on. It reminds me a lot of Fez but it feels as if the Bazaar is about the same size as the whole of Morocco. The old archways (the whole thing is covered) are beautiful and resplendent in flaking, vibrant painted patterns and add to the feel of walking into a lost city still functioning like it did in when the British were still owned by the French. Of course the pain thoroughfares have Louis Vuitton handbags and diamond encrusted teapots (wish I'd taken a photo...) but when you get off the beaten track and down some of the side alleys and into hans, the old caravanserais that used to host merchants from all over the Ottoman Empire you can still see craftspeople producing goods and selling the like they have done for time immemorial. It truly is something special, and unlike the slightly sanitised, hawker in streets of Marrakech, it has a blazing authenticity that has hopefully geared me up for exploring the rest of the Old City.






I then had a rubbish kofta at a rubbish restaurant where I met Yosef, the oly part of Istanbul that has borne any resemblance to the vodka tinged vision of our lads + Kate holiday to Gumbet on the south coast. Yosef asked me if I knew how to use an iPhone, which he brandished in front of me, and my first thought was "Is this a scam?". But it wasn't (shame on me!), for Yosef had merely gone through what I presume is a Turkish right of passage and fallen in love with a visitor called Alicia, who is apparently "beautiful and very clever". Unfortunately Yosef had taken her to dinner at a fish restaurant and they'd got drunk in raki and eaten bad fish and he was worried that she was "Ill, maybe dead". Poor Yosef. So, he asked, would I send her a text in English professing his love and apologising if his bad fish had upset her. Well of course I obliged and pulled out all the stops but fear poor Joe may never hear back from beautiful Alicia, and I'm not sure it was the fish but he has promised me a 50% discount of any future rubbish kebab I wish to have so my skills as professional love letter writer have paid off.

In summary: Turkey is brilliant, Istanbul is beautiful. I still miss my beloved Libnan but exploring a new city is amazing fun.

I booked my ticket to Cappadocia today for 4 days time (Google it and you'll get why I am excited) and right now I feel like I've just taken the first bite of an amazing meal.

Love to all, email me and tell me about my flooding homeland.
Gx

P.S. sorry for the formatting, this is my first iPad exclusive post and it's certainly a learning curve!

Six: Yallah Bye Beirut.

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It’s the end of Chapter One. Sorry that it has taken me so long to blog since my last post. Unfortunately my poor laptop went into a coma about 24 hours after the Achrafieh bomb, leaving me with limited blogging faculties and struggling to decode any semblance of meaning from Arabic news channels (it didn't work).

So my time in Beirut has finally come to an end. Haraam (as we say here), shame! I've seen the Arabic alphabet miraculously turn from odd shapes, random squiggles and a couple of dots into some kind of coherent system and have had stilted but ever amusing conversations with locals (“You talk like a Syrian” or the ever present “Shou?” in response to anything I’d say). I also feel like this was touch down in the Middle East proper (Dubai is most definitely Middle East lite) where things like civil wars and Arab Springs have an actual on the ground meaning as opposed to something I’d read on the Guardian. I met an amazing group of people and carved out a little life living in Mar Mikael, drinking in Gemmayzeh, lounging around in Café em Nazih and navigating my way through the amazing daily hassles of not being in Europe.

Gemmayze (or there abouts...)



The weeks after my last update were also fairly uneventful, which is not to say they weren't amazing but I had slipped very easily into actually just living; going to class every morning, learning huge lists of Arabic verbs, going somewhere dingy and fun after dark, meeting new people, making hummus, car crashes, daily power cuts, Eid festivities and fireworks (not gunshots!), finding Zeina an Armenian husband, demonstrating my ability to read Norwegian, wandering around as Harry Potter (and snapping my wand), enduring three solid days of thunder storms and realising that I really, really didn't want to leave. Yup, I really didn’t. I could have found myself a flat with a twelve month lease, settled in and found a job (if it weren't for doing that pesky useless degree…) and never ever have come home to grey, wet, cold, miserable, austerity ridden, depressing and unexciting England. Unfortunately for you lot it seems I’ll need that Masters in the end, and having met people who have studied the same thing as I’m hoping to it has only made me more excited to do so. But it’ll be a year in London and then Beirut is calling. Put the coffee on and put the hummus in the fridge because habibti, I’m coming back.

Beirut's goodbye on my last day.

Anyway, because of my lack of update, I’m going to retroactively update on some of the things I managed to get up to outside of the city and a couple of best bits of Beirut for anyone who comes here in the future (n.b. YOU ALL SHOULD!) including the best watering holes and food troughs. Those to follow in coming days, I absolutely promise. But for now, it’s goodbye. My fingers hurt and I’m drinking cold Costa coffee (universally awful the world over) and a little bit of Dubai overindulgence is waiting. I miss you all very much (if not the locale). Next stop is a brief visit to a rather chilly Turkey at the beginning of December and this is an official invitation to all those who have stuck with reading this (and all those that didn't  that I WILL BE IN ISTANBUL FROM DECEMBER THE 5TH AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACES.

Yallah Bye,

Gx. 

Five: Being Beiruti.

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Well, I'm sorry for the lack of updates and the seeming silence of the last couple of weeks. Suffice to say it has been exceptionally busy, hectic and, most of all, fun. 

I've spent the last couple of weeks cramming Arabic letters, words and verb conjugations into my head for three hours a day while trying to sample the best the city has to offer as well as finding myself a new place to live. I can now actually write بتعلَّم عربي كل بوم !

Flat hunting in Beirut is a fun game to play. Sifting through posts on website for apartments for rent, finding ones that are even barely suitable and then trying to track down the owner, arrange a meeting, find the apartment and then actually look around, has probably be one of the most difficult things I've done since I've been here.

The first apartment I found was located way south of where I wanted to be. The bedroom was in the living room, it had a mixture of odd furniture including one bedroom with an antique French wardrobe that the landlord pointed at triumphantly and declared "It's so much nicer than new things". The same could not be said for the 80s flatpack that littered the place. This landlord then offered to drive me and Zeina home, decided that we were fun and told us how he was an actor/videographer/singer/photographer. He regaled us with his impressions of accents including Italians speaking Arabic (which sounded vaguely offensive but I couldn't really tell) and then decided we'd like to hear him sing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra. So as we weaved through rush hour traffic he were stuck in a car with a Lebanese man crooning "I deed it mayyyyyy whayyyy" very loudly and ever so slightly out of tune. He then decided he'd quite like to come out with us to a pup quiz. Suffice to say it was all very odd, slightly surreal and I did not take the room. 

I did, however, finally find a room in the most amazing apartment I've seen in Beirut.  It's perched on the fifth floor of a building in the Mar Mikhael area of Achrafieh, only 10 minutes walk from class and across the road from a friend. It looks out over the winding suburbs of Beirut, stretching up to the mountains, and down to the sea (if you position yourself just right, you can in fact, see a slice of the Med). It's decked out in industrial chic furniture (my bed is made of pallets) and has a kitchen that looks like it's been stolen from the set of a 60s french movie. I absolutely love it. I have also been left in charge of the various plants on the balcony and am worried that my perpetually ungreen fingers, which appear to be like anthrax to plant life, will result in their untimely death. I am also able to go down four floors to the beauty salon and get "fillers/botox" without even having to step out on the street. Domestic bliss.

View from the new flat. 


Unfortunately, it hasn't all been good news. Yesterday while I was sat out on the balcony I heard a huge blast, the windows in my apartment rattled and a weird silence fell over the city. I jumped, of course, to the idea that it was an explosion. Then I chastised myself for being an overly paranoid Westerner and decided it must have been a sonic boom from a jet or something. Then I looked at twitter and saw the beginnings of the coverage of the bomb in Sassine. 

It is absolutely devastating to me that this would happen to Beirut, which I feel is finally managing to shake of it's post-war feel and is finding itself an identity that doesn't depend on sectarian violence. It is more devastating to know that 8 people have died and over 80 have been injured. These were mostly civilians, going about their daily lives. There are reports that a large amount of the injured are elderly and that at the time of the bomb (2:50) the area is usually busy with school children. 

However, as I sat holed up skipping from the Guardian, to the Lebanese Daily Star to Twitter I started to worry. When it was announced that it was an assassination of a prominent Sunni the fears of sectarian violence crept back into play. The scariest thing about this bomb is not just the death it caused yesterday but the lasting impacts it could have, the passions it could reignite. And perhaps this was the point of the entire thing. The one thing that came to mind, and I later discussed with my friend at a bar last night (I'm British, I won't be quarantined to my apartment and I deserve a pint on a Friday) was the speech that Ken Livingstone gave post 7/7:


"They seek to divide Londoners. They seek to turn Londoners against each other […] Londoners will not be divided by this cowardly attack. They will stand together in solidarity alongside those who have been injured and those who have been bereaved".


These are sentiments that I have seen echoed on social media by normal Lebanese, bridging sectarianism and turning away from divisive politics. The most we can do is hope that this is the case, that the young, bright Beirutis stand together instead of apart. 

But for now I'm keeping my head down, cracking on with the Arabic verbs and trying to make sense of the whole thing. 

Gx.

Four: Acclimatisation

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Evidence A: I wear jumpers in air-con because I am cold

Evidence B: I experienced the existential moment when you stop and realise that yes, this is your life.

Evidence points to the fact that I may, in fact, be acclimatising to life in Beirut.

So, since the beginnings and the finding my bearings I've found myself just living and existing in Beirut. I go to coffee shops, eat good, cheap Lebanese food all the time, talk about regional politics with everyone and anyone (a surefire sign of adjustment and staple of Lebanese culture). I hate to say it (nb: I don't) but this really is the life.

I spent last weekend with Zeina and went up to the mountains to get out of the chaos of the city for a while. Lebanon is full of mountains and the mountains are full of tiny hill towns and villages where the air is clean, life is calmer and you can get a man'ousheh and a Pepsi for 2000 Lebanese Pounds (less than £1). A man'ousheh is a mixture between a pizza and a fajita that is covered in herbs and oil (Za'atar, seriously the best invention ever) which is baked and folded in half. It sounds a bit odd, it tastes absolutely delicious. Driving out and up you can palpably feel the change in atmosphere and while it takes less than hour to get up it feels like driving into another country. The villages and towns are a lot like Beirut in some ways though. They too, are sectarian, with most of them having a dominant majority community. Now before I came to Lebanon I thought it was divided by Muslim and Christian, down the middle. It is definitely not. 

A lot of people talk about Muslim and Christian areas as if they are inclusive terms but it couldn't be more different. So far I've heard of independent communities of (brace for it): Sunni Islam, Shi'ia Islam, Maronite Christians, Greek Orthodox Christians, Greek Catholic Christians and the Druze and this complex patchwork of communities has both divided the country and added to it's cosmopolitan, multicultural identity. In the mountains every village is a community that has been intact for hundreds of years. It struck me most when I started comparing it to my family. My parents were both born in London, their parents were born in London and Scotland but then after that? I have no idea. We don't navigate around places in the same way that Lebanese culture does and that means that when someone talks of home it's not just their home but the “home” of their uncles, cousins, grandfathers and everything else. Those places are an integral part of their cultural identity and their daily lives and that means whether you're in Beirut or Brazil or Brisbane you still have a connection to your past and your family contained in a little village perched on the side of a Lebanese mountain. So we drove to Jouar where Zeina's great-great-great grandfather probably lived, which was utterly beautiful and surrounded by the most incredible scenery.

It's only after realising that Beirut is a macrocosm of these villages that it started to make sense. The idea that people have migrated from small communities to the city and maintained their identities is a driving force in Beiruti and Lebanese life. And after a day of lounging around, eating the most amazing lunch (including raw liver, try it folks, it's actually really nice) I was rewarded not only with break from mother Beirut but with this view. Beirut, je t'aime.



This week I also started my Arabic course and I can now inform you all of my ability to write 20 letters of the Arabic alphabet. This means very little in reality because at the moment, a) I can only make sounds like a child without any concept of their meaning and, b) I still can't actually read properly because of a hideous mount of dot placing and letter mutating rules, but it's start! I'll keep you updated on my progress but I am absolutely loving it even if I have to do homework and haul myself out of bed to sit in a classroom all over again. Suffice to say that even after being in full time education for the past 17 years I still think the only thing I'm good at is learning and I'm not bored of it.

Sorry, it has taken me so long to get round to posting this but it's been a really hectic couple of days and i've been doing my homework like a good boy but I'll update this soon.

Yallah bye,
Gx. 

Three: Beginning in Beirut.

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I have now been here for four days and I still wake up in the morning, walk down to the street and still can't quite believe that I'm here. I am falling in loving with Beirut more-so, I think, than I thought I would. The Saifi Institute, where I start Arabic lessons on Monday, and the Urban Gardens, where I'm staying, are in Gemmayze, in East Beirut. It's an amazing place with a mix of backstreet cafes, little old school eateries and hipster bars and cafes. One of which, Urbanista, I'm in now because of it's functioning internet, as opposed to the internet elsewhere, which can only be described as tortuously lethargic. It's been a busy couple of days so I will try and condense this to summarise what I've been up to.

Home for the next 7 weeks. 

Flying from Dubai at six in the morning was less than ideal. For some reason the Emirates terminal building has been decked out in Times Square-esque lights and screens so stepping out of the cab was like stepping into a shit version of the Opening Ceremony. The overpriced bars (the only place in the airport you can smoke, obviously) were crowded with people drinking Chardonnay to wash down their toothpaste. One rather elderly, hagged Australian woman asked a Lebanese man who she was chatting up if “Lebanon was in Israel now”. Swiftly left and spent three hours next to an overweight man from China who grunted in his sleep.

I made it to Saifi with indicative and expected difficulty. My taxi driver didn't speak English or French and seemed to speak only two phrases: “I don't know English or French” and “OH MY GOD”, shouted wearily at traffic in general. I asked if it was busy because of the Pope and he responded with the two phrases in order. So perhaps that was a yes.

Besides the traveling everything has become a blur of walking through streets littered with bistros, cafes and bombed out buildings in regular intervals, drinking strong black coffee during the day and Almaza beer during the night. Besides Downtown, the new precinct surround Place d'Etoile in central Beirut, which is overpriced, snooty and devoid of any culture (reminded me of the UAE), Beirut seems not to abide by the same rules as normal cities. Walking down a street in Gemmayze, Hamra or Ashrafieh, (the three main distrcits i've explored so far) you notice that you don't really get the uniformity that you do in Europe. Rue Gouraud, near Saifi, has posh cafes, dingy local cafes, restaurants that advertise 'fusion cuisine', restaurants with no menus and everything in Between within about thirty paces. They have a feel plurality that I've never really experienced before, and Gemmayze especially has drawn people from all over Beirut to make it into an up-and-coming young, artistic centre. It's full of amazing bits of urban art like this one.

بيروت‎ - Beirut Graffiti 

They're scrawled over crumbling buildings which are a constant reminder of the fact Beirut is still suffering from a war which threatened to consume it entirely and destroy any semblance to the pre-75 cosmopolitan city of the Middle East. It is beautifully, brilliant decrepit and at the same time avant-garde and exciting and seems to refuse classification as either a museum city or a sprawling modern metropolis. And I love it.


Kate, who has been my much esteemed tour guide, Arabic teacher and interpreter left yesterday and now it's down to me to take up the mantel and explore for myself. I ordered my first coffee in Arabic yesterday (he repeated it to me in English, “two espressos, yes?”) so I feel suitably equipped for anything. Luckily Zeina is still here (working at as an intern) and so I have at least one permanent drinking buddy on call. My room mate is a Mormon from Mississippi so not much hope there.

Will stop now as this is getting rather epic but I hope you're all well. Send me an email and say hello.
Love
Gx.

p.s
For those asking, my postal address at the moment is:


George Edward Connor
Post Restante 
LibanPost - Beirut Souks Post Office
Beirut, Beirut Souks, 
Downtown Beirut
Lebanon

But let me know if you do send anything so I can go and pick it up.  

Two: Dubai & the GI look.

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One thing Dubai is not, despite the efforts of Sheikh Muhammed's PR office, is a cultural capital. With it's profusion of malls, hotels and indoor ski slopes, but distinct lack of museums or galleries there is a distinct lack of "culture". But despite its wanton bedrock of consumerism it is one of the most multicultural cities in the world. Only 17% of the population is local Emiratis with the rest made up of migrant workers from Europe, America, the Phillipines and the India subcontinent and if you venture away from the glittering, towering hotels and into the actual streets you'll find some of the best food, company and crafts this side of Mumbai. You can buy fresh naan cooked in baking hot tandori ovens for a dirham (20p) and have a slap up Rajastani meal for under a tenner. Satwa and Karama are the two districts that make up "Little India" and they're undoubtedly my favourite parts of the city.

A street in Satwa 



But, of course, the other thing that Dubai does well is fun. Expats here welcome the beginning of the weekend with a singularly Dubai custom: Friday Brunch. Brunch here is less a fry up at midday but a full on buffet come banquet with rows upon rows of cooking stations groaning under the weight of the food. Reflecting the multicultural outlook of the city you can eat everything from roast beef to roti all washed down (generously) with unlimited libations. Excessive it is, and indicative of the Dubai way (the superlative city after all) but there is no doubting that it's fun. To finish my week long stay here, and to say goodbye before I go to Beirut (where my mother is convinced I am going to become embroiled in a revolution) we went to the Yacht Club for their Brunch (which starts at 7…) Today I feel decidedly fragile but not only that I realised the consequences of plying the middle aged with tequila shots. At some point it was decided that it would be amusing to shave my head even more and I woke up this morning with a headache and a lack of hair. Brilliant. 

The GI Look


Anywho, I now need to pack before I leave on Monday morning for the Paris of the Middle East. I'm more excited than ever and have booked myself onto an Arabic Course at the Saifi Institute so will let you know how ordering hummus in my best accent goes. 

Gx

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If you've got this far you are either an amazing friend, a Facebook stalker or my mother. Congrats to you. First of I think i'll explain what this blog is (or will hope to be), what I'm doing, where and why. 

This blog is going to be a record of my travels around the world while I run away from the fact I've just graduated and don't want to get a job. However, as much as possible i'm going to try and make sure that it's not pictures of me at the full-moon party with captions like "THAILAND YOLO". As I travel I want to try and capture some of what I see, hear and experience through photos, videos and soundbites. For me, this is so that I can look back at where I've been and remember. But also I'd like to share this with you to stay in contact, to show you the bits of the world i'm seeing and so you don't worry (Mum) and hopefully you'll enjoying seeing some of the people, places and events that I stumble into.

For the next year-ish I'll be going to Lebanon for 2 months and then India for six, and well, that's as far as I've got with planning. Two of the aims of this trip are: to learn Arabic and Hindi at Language schools in Beirut and Landoor; and to do internships with charities and NGOs wherever I can. The reason for both of these is that I want to travel in a certain way. I want to spend long periods of time relatively static so that I can really experience the places I visit rather than speeding through various temples/beaches/museums taking photos and getting on a train to the next place. I want to really communicate with people and carry on learning (I worry it may be the only thing I'm good at) and I also want to try and give a little bit back in general (as best I can). 

Now, if you're still reading then thank you! Hopefully you'll pop back and keep an eye on what I'm up to. Goodbye to you lovely lot, and goodbye to England!

Keep in touch.

Gx.